Thursday, July 5, 2012

How to Make your Mom FORGET about a Fear of Heights!

Step 1: Buy tickets to ride the "SEJLBAHN" (Cable Car) that travels across the Rhine River in Köln (Cologne), Germany. 

Step 2: Convince your mom that THIS IS GOING TO BE COOL even though she does have a small fear of heights AKA "fear of falling into the river"!



Step 3: Keep smiling at her, trying to make her feel more relaxed! 

Step 4: OOOOOOO and AAAAAAAH about how fabulous everything looks from this view above the Rhine! 

 Step 5: Scream out, "OH MY GOD, THOSE PEOPLE ARE NAKED DOWN THERE!"
 Step 6: Enjoy the rest of the ride because I assure you that she will not think about HEIGHTS again! 


See!! FEAR OF HEIGHTS SOLVED! 

6 comments:

May said...

Ah, how lovely it would be if we could cure all phobias by simply flashing people. ;)

Herohead said...

Ha ha genialt, selvom jeg ikke helt forstår det med amerikanere, og nøgenhed. :) fortsat god ferie

Jens said...

Glad you could distract your Mom! But really, this obsession with the HORROR of nudity by some Americans is sometimes a bit much.

ladyfi said...

Ha ha! Bet those poor people didn't realize you could see them buck naked!

lisa said...

John and I saw alot of that in Germany. City Parks, along the river etc... LOL

Anonymous said...

Bet those poor people didn't realize you could see them buck naked!

I bet those people chose exactly that spot to flash their assets because the cable car was passing overhead.